at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My life is pants optional.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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