hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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