Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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