I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
soo... how was my night?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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