Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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