doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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