you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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