do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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