Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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