She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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