I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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