i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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