Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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