Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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