dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
