Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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