Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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