Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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