8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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