So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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