I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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