Heybabeimwearingurpanties
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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