Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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