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  Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.

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• Would you suck it here or there? I hear you'd suck it anywhere...

  Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 8, 10 at 11:19am

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• Would you suck my dick, just a lick, would you take it in the face like pepper mace? In the pink or in the stink? With a goat whatever bitch I'm on a boat.

  Submitted by davidsdp on Feb 8, 10 at 12:36pm

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• Dr. Seuss quotes are always appropriate. I'll fallate you in a car; I'll fallate you in a bar. I'll fallate you here or there; I'll fallate you anywhere!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:35pm

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• Using the word "hella" is lame

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:35am

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• Not appropriate? That's marriage material

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:03pm

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• OP, stop trying so hard to be funny. You sound hella lame

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:20am

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• oh but of course it is!

  Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 8, 10 at 7:46pm

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• Agreed with 11:35

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:49pm

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• @1:33 your eggo's preggo... I apologize for being a quote Nazi XD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:28pm

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• A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you run a train?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:40am

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• Yes it is =D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:03am

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• 1135 you missed the point. I hope a piano falls on you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:04pm

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• "would you like it in your box?? Could you fuck it without socks?"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:38pm

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• In Soviet Russia, penis quotes Dr. Seuss!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:13am

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• I like to stick baby chipmunks up my butthole

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:59pm

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• Haha! @ 12:36

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:51pm

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• 8:11 funny! But it is plane as in airplane.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:37pm

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• In Soviet Russia penises speak dr Seuss quotes!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:52pm

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• I also live in 717. I want to chill with this person.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:01am

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• THIS IS ONE DOODLE THAT CANT BE UNDID HOMESKILLET. YOURE FUCKING PREGO 12:36!!! .... WHAT A DOUCHE.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:33pm

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• Haha the "foot" book... If ya know what I mean.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:44pm

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• do you want it on a plain? do you want it on a train? do you want it in a box? do you want it with a fox? fuck you lady, that is ALWAYS appropriate.

  Submitted by beyourownpet on Feb 8, 10 at 8:11pm

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• One foot, Two foot, My foot, Three, Would you ride my cock for free?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:48pm

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• 1135 and 1249 you're just jealous you're not from Cali. You're probably from some cold state where everyone is ugly and has been shoveling snow for the past two months. Losers

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:12pm

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• Dope as hell... Marshall

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:03am

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• In soviet russia, your penis uses dr seuss quotes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:04pm

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• I'd marry the dude

  Submitted by simpleplan2499 on Aug 10, 10 at 9:46pm

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• Fuck Soviet Russia!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:41am

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• Do you want it in your ass?\nIf you say no, then I will pass

  Submitted by ColinD1 on Dec 3, 11 at 3:37am

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• 1:12 No one is jealous of that shitty state. It's only fun for about a week.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:07pm

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• “I meant what I said and I said what I meant.” Now Suck it!!

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 8, 10 at 11:18am

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