Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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