I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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