So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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