He disabled his match.com account in front of me
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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