Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My liver just had a heart attack.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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