where does the pee come out of this thing
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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