There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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