I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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