Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
