Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
what if I'm pregnant?
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She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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