officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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