I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I'm really busy with my period
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