i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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