come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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