:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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