yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
is wine microwaveable?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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