soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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