What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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