David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize