She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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