so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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