Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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