i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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