If i come over, it means nothing
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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