you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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