OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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