I think i peed on brittanys purse
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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